guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag

my mum asked me what i was listening to yesterday and i told her radio friendly urethra shifter omfg

o k im back from my holiday and i went skiing and it was terrible and i have a huge bruise on my leg and i literally thought i had been hit by a bus the next day when i woke up tbh~ omfg and i went to the hot pools and i went to a trout farm thing aND THE GUY FROM GONE FISHING WAS THERE THE GUY IN THE WHEELCHAIR NEW ZEALANDERS WILL KNOW WHO HE IS and yeah i had curry for tea last night and it was an alright holiday but i wouldnt go skiing again tbh because it sucked.

mum: DON'T FORGET TO PUT A LOL

Guy: Hi